[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN
unmonroe:

swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

I am crying so much i can’t
booklover-ya:

Pretty much…

punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB


waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image


saturdaydetention:

this is so terrifying

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”


  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons

hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image