embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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saturdaydetention:

this is so terrifying

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”


  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons

hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image


bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess)


shavostars:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.


istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)


big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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(Source: human)