vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)



If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
BRUH
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

(Source: isnowfairy)


fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda


spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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